Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher…
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...