Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...