Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...