You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
Good Choice!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...