What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
3 kids
Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with...