Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...