Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...