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Why are dumb blonde jokes only one liners?So men can understand them!
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...