Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies ————————————-1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
A dubious remedy
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to...