Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Condom Education.
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...