Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...