Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Three Wise Women????
Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...