Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Going to the office
|Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...