A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...