Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!