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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
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What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
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Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
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The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...