What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...