A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every...
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Computer acronyms list
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Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...