Elephants V
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Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
He was un hoppy!
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Three different kinds of sex
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...