Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
Attorney questioning
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.