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I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
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Bee jokes 02
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yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
What does
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Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
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Men Are Like Blenders
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