The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...