To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...