What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
AN IDIOT’S IDIOT
|Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his...
The FAA Inspection
|With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...