Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
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Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...