From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...