Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...