Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?…………….A. Speed bumps
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Murphy’s work laws
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A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...