Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
This snow plow driver from North Dakota…
This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...