New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Where is this bus going?
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HillBilly Memories
There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
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Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...