Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Creative Sex!
Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...