Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Why do women have arms?
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Describe professions
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If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...