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A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
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At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
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What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE –...