The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...