Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...