The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...