Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Marital Sex
While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...