Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...