The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Great truths about life.
Great truths about life:1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What’s the most popular wine...