Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Blonde Doctor?
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it?...