Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road…
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad...
Black belt degrees
|Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland