The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...