Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...