mosquito go to the dentist
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After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
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A new type of fraud
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A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
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Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
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