What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...