A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than…
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...