What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...