Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...
50 facts about Men
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.2. Men who...