What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Daughter in college
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...