My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...