Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...