How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Thor the God of Love
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...