Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Real classified ads 01
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...